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"yamahog" (yamahog) 08/26/2014 at 07:35 • Filed to: None

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Two things:

Normally, IDGAF, but to the dude rolling coal IN THE DAMN PARKING GARAGE, drink bleach.

To the owner of the Grand Caravan with the "I am the Stig" sticker on the back... I am so sorry.

GhostZ > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:39

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It's the stig's annoying middle-aged overweight far-right den mother with 3 bratty kids.

Some say he gets flustered when you use your 'outside voice', and that every time he buys a T-shirt, it instantly becomes faded, stretched, and covered in pop culture that was only relevant in the 90s. All we know, is that she's a bitch.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:42

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Bleach is too good for him he should have a steady diet of Rat poison and Hydrochloric acid.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > GhostZ 08/26/2014 at 07:42

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You Win all the things!!!

macanamera > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:45

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You don't like my trucks exhaust?

yamahog > macanamera 08/26/2014 at 07:47

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Not when I'm parking my Jeep without trying to get lung cancer and I already woke up with a sore throat >:(

GhostZ > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/26/2014 at 07:48

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Oh god, "All of the Things" isn't a VHS of Titanic, faux-turquoise earrings and this goddamn gif :

right!?

Because I swear if she sends it to me again I'm going to tell her the truth about her son and billy at the church basement during last month's cub scout meeting.

mcseanerson > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:50

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Did they have the Stig family?

macanamera > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:51

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Sorry can't hear you cuz I'm ROLLIN COAL WOOOO

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > GhostZ 08/26/2014 at 07:52

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"All of the things" is a gif of that baby dancing like that as an adult real turquoise earings and a DVD of the Titytanic.

yamahog > mcseanerson 08/26/2014 at 07:52

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No, just the one sad Stig.

yamahog > macanamera 08/26/2014 at 07:53

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Drink bleach WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GhostZ > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/26/2014 at 07:54

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DVD of the Titytanic.

"Tittytanic"

I think you just unintentionally made the greatest porno title in history.

DipodomysDeserti > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:56

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I saw one of those Merc minivans with the same sticker yesterday.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > GhostZ 08/26/2014 at 07:56

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I know I did. Now we just need to make the film.

macanamera > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 07:59

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B.L.E.A.C.H.

Bud Light Every Afternoon Cuz (I'm) Hardcore?

You get me Yamahog, you really get me.

GhostZ > mcseanerson 08/26/2014 at 08:00

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Where's the pile of money?

...or did he spend it on tires?

yamahog > GhostZ 08/26/2014 at 08:05

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Piles of money are for people who don't have minivans.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > mcseanerson 08/26/2014 at 08:11

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Have those on the back of my dad's minivan.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 08:14

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What's wrong with a minivan having a Stig sticker on the back? Minivans are perfect for hauling parts, tools and equipment for track days.

jkm7680 > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 08:40

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I find Windex much more effective, but whatever floats your boat.

thebigbossyboss > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 08:49

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I didn't used to mind driving my parents minivan so much. It had a lot more get up & go than my Ford Tempo.

GhostZ > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 09:00

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Or they have the right kind of minivan .

NaturallyAspirated > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/26/2014 at 12:43

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I agree. I love my wagon, but I don't think I could fit a long block in the back.

EL_ULY > yamahog 08/26/2014 at 14:55

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lol. I feel ya buddy. I see so many stupid things that I actually pride myself in just looking away and not caring. But dayum you sometimes....... WTF > IDGAF :'(